Let’s face it—no one applies for the position of Household Dishwasher Status Coordinator. Yet somehow, you got the job. Congratulations on your unpaid promotion.

Introducing the Funny Sliding Dishwasher Magnet by Pretty Inappropriate: the tiny, sarcastic miracle that says, “You’re welcome for ending your domestic confusion” without uttering a word.

Gone are the days of squinting at water spots and sniffing forks like a suspicious raccoon. Simply slide to CLEAN or DIRTY—no tech support, no Bluetooth pairing, no app downloads required. It’s practically smarter than your fridge that tells you the weather but can’t tell you if the plates are clean.

Sized like your sanity (small but hanging in there), this magnetic marvel sticks to your dishwasher like your relatives to free Wi-Fi. Dishwasher politics? Handled. Relationship saver? Possibly. Conversation starter? Absolutely not, because everyone already gets it.

Because sometimes the simplest solution is the one that screams, “I’m done explaining this to you.”

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